This has come up twice in the last couple of months.
I am a riverboat captian on the top deck driving the boat. Another captain, superior to me, is on his boat. We are coming towards each other on a mighty river.
He yells at me to put on an orange shirt like his. But, I dont want to. I am wearing no shirt.
Just then, someone starts shooting at me with a big machine gun. My captain unfolds his .50 caliber machine gun and shoots at the guy shooting at me.
All I have right now.