I need to change. God, what’s wrong with me?
Help! LORD! HELP!
I am calling about a new drift boat today. It’s the next step in my journey.
I saw one last week, and the LORD told me not to buy that boat. Jen told me yesterday to get the right one – the one I want. Well that needs to be bought new. Clacka Big Eddy.
My wife is a holy woman, indeed.